I'm back and BIG
Well well... you thought I may have vanished from the face of the earth? Nope here I am. You probably all (all being all three of you who read this) know that I am preggers now and my "baby brains" (medical term) has interferred with my ability to blog, thus I havent posted for many months.
Ok so the last time I was here I was a workin' gal, with a lunch break, a wage and an ability to drink coffee. Now I am an unemployed whale, every second is a lunch break and dont give me coffee unless you want to see what I ate last night. But seriously, the last week's problems aside the whole pregnancy bit is very cool - and guess what?! I get a baby at the end! A baby who will become a toddler, little kid, kid, teenager and adult all with my help. Its a very cool thing.
So as this subject dominates my life let me debunk a few preg related myths for y'all, and let you in on some insights..
- "baby brains" as mensioned above is a real thing, it doesnt start when you have the baby, it starts as soon as that little bean starts sucking your brain power - basicly as soon as its made! My vocab and spelling abilities have gone out the window, as has my memory retention, so you may well find yourself repeating things to me only for me to ask you again. If this happens I apolagise and if I am using words out of context feel free to imagine your own ingenious word to say what I evidentally cant.
-staring out the window IS a legitimate way to spend a day, infact there are limitless things you can spend days looking at, so finish work as soon as you can girls, there is much looking to be done.
- You may have once walked through a shopping centre going "ooh check out that gir'ls boots", or drive past and drool over some wicked car - things will change. These things will be replaced with "Oooh they've got the bugaboo pram, they must be loaded" or "oh look that's the latest baby bjorn!" Be prepared to be excited about sales on nappies, to feel joy over washing related success and for an early night to be in bed before 9.
This is just the first instalment but I must go now, as I go to something with which I have a love hate relationship - the toilet. Thats right peeing will become a hated but regularly indulged passtime.
Belly say hi (I can interpret kicks like morse code)
big love in ya hearts. xx
Ok so the last time I was here I was a workin' gal, with a lunch break, a wage and an ability to drink coffee. Now I am an unemployed whale, every second is a lunch break and dont give me coffee unless you want to see what I ate last night. But seriously, the last week's problems aside the whole pregnancy bit is very cool - and guess what?! I get a baby at the end! A baby who will become a toddler, little kid, kid, teenager and adult all with my help. Its a very cool thing.
So as this subject dominates my life let me debunk a few preg related myths for y'all, and let you in on some insights..
- "baby brains" as mensioned above is a real thing, it doesnt start when you have the baby, it starts as soon as that little bean starts sucking your brain power - basicly as soon as its made! My vocab and spelling abilities have gone out the window, as has my memory retention, so you may well find yourself repeating things to me only for me to ask you again. If this happens I apolagise and if I am using words out of context feel free to imagine your own ingenious word to say what I evidentally cant.
-staring out the window IS a legitimate way to spend a day, infact there are limitless things you can spend days looking at, so finish work as soon as you can girls, there is much looking to be done.
- You may have once walked through a shopping centre going "ooh check out that gir'ls boots", or drive past and drool over some wicked car - things will change. These things will be replaced with "Oooh they've got the bugaboo pram, they must be loaded" or "oh look that's the latest baby bjorn!" Be prepared to be excited about sales on nappies, to feel joy over washing related success and for an early night to be in bed before 9.
This is just the first instalment but I must go now, as I go to something with which I have a love hate relationship - the toilet. Thats right peeing will become a hated but regularly indulged passtime.
Belly say hi (I can interpret kicks like morse code)
big love in ya hearts. xx
posted by Lu @ 6:01 PM
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