Lana and the ants

Once there was a girl called Lana. She had a love for all living things except for a few.. these being spiders, ants and other general bugs. Even though she disliked these critters she didnt like to see them killed.

Spiders, except for an unlucky few, stayed away from her, other bugs had the sense to keep there distance.. then there was the ants.

The attack of the ants started many years ago when Lana, an innocent teenager, was living in a cheap rental with an ant problem.. One day while in the shower suddenly Lana was horrified to see ants pouring out of the gap beside the hot water tap.. the hot water system being on was turning their nest into a sauna! This lead to days of cold showers for fear of burning the ants until one fateful day she could shower cold no more. She got into the shower, turned on the hot tap and waited for the ants to run out. And run out they did. Reminiscent of the sinking of the titanic, ants were throwing themselves off the walls, plunging to their death, rithing in agony. Clearly this would have a scaring effect on Lana.

Year after traumatised year Lana managed to live relatively ant free until in a small shoebox in Carnegie the ants launched their revenge. They invaded all of the small flat from wardrobe to tv, laptop to, yes, shower. Lana wishes to apolagise to all the ants for the tragic circumstances surrounding the Beaumaris masacre and begs them to get out of her drawers, pants, off her stereo and to please please stay away from the bathroom. All she wants is to live in harmony with the ants.. her in her house and them...somewhere else.

Love and other mushie stuff

Hello, long time no see....er write....

Well here we are Feb 2006! Guess what? Im a wife! I have been for 2 weeks and one day now.. Wow. The wedding was beautiful and thanks to all of you who were there! What a majikal day xxx

Being a wife isnt too much different from being a girlfriend, weddings how ever do make people go crazy, the madness of my loopy loopy family is just starting to settle down.. my wedding has made my sister decide to elope when the time comes!!

We went away to the Whitsundays and I highly highly recommend it, the Great Barrier Reef was an amazing experience - we saw Nemo! It was so amazing floating around on the deep deep ocean.

My husband (!!!!!!) is my absolute superman, who would have thought that I could love him more than I did!!! It gets bigger and bigger day by day and I am blessed to have such an angel in my world.

What a mushie post!!!!! Ok to the trad basics-
Times I snoozed this morning: 4
Song I woke up singing: Bedoin Song - Lior
Things coffee boy said: He didnt! I havent been there at all this year... Ive been drinking lots of lovely cups of tea (holy crap I am turning into an old married lady)
Other interesting things: My cat was soooo gorgeous sleeping by my feet when I woke up, boss away for the next 2 days wooo! Time to go home yeeaaahhhhh!

Love and dancing in ya hearts